justifiable caricide
Ok...so I don't sleep very well. Usually I have a tough time going to sleep, and wake at the slightest thing. So tonight I actually get to sleep early (really rare), only to have a car alarm go off. No biggie...it'll shut off after a few minutes.
WRONG. Been honking for going on 45 minutes now. I would take my bat and smash it to bits but it is in the underground structure of the apartment building across the street. Best I could do is empty a couple of clips of 9mm jacketet hollow point ammo into it. I'm not sure that would take out the alarm though. Only hope would be to hit the gas tank and have it blow up hollywood-style. But then the fire department would have to come, cops would investigate, I'd end up in jail. Big inconvenience. But who would convict me?