inspired by a thread on pelican - thankfully not my lesson to learn.
a diamond here on Pearl
isn't worth the world
of hurt and discontent
my patience already spent
watching the caller id
the pelicans flew by me
shining lights i couldn't see
wondering where she was
and if she heard the buzz
never go down on my knee
i called to say she's stolen
the moments all look swollen
i'd better go take a test
before i run with the rest
of milfs and betty sues
getting over her is harder
when she's lying underneath you
consider this a starter
but whatcha gonna do
